England v India: Twenty20 – as it happened

“Sex without love is an empty experience,” said Diane Keaton in Love and Death. Certainly this was an empty experience, as far as England fans are concerned. An unloved format, an experimental team and nothing on the horizon in T20 cricket.
“But as empty experiences go, it’s one of the best,” is Woody Allen’s reply. That was a genuinely exciting match, falling short of “thrilling” if only for the lack of our emotional investment. Big flashy shots and perfect judgement combined to serve a timely reminder of Eoin Morgan’s immense talent, while the chase was close, featured the best of Virat Kohli and tantalisingly hinted at the prospect of a moment of genius from one of the great limited overs batsmen. No one is going to remember this result a week or so from now, but who cares? That was fun.
Thanks for reading this summer folks. Winter is coming.
6.18pm BST
England win by three runs
20th over: India 177-5 (Dhoni 27, Rayudu 3) Woakes goes short, Dhoni pulls it square and Moeen Ali cuts it off. They jog through for a single but Dhoni and India fall short.
6.15pm BST
19.5 overs: India 176-5 A tie would mean a super over. Oh this is screwed to square leg and Dhoni turns down the single! He wants to win this with a six.
6.14pm BST
19.4 overs: India 176-5 Slower ball again outside off, flat-batted over mid-off and the ball teases its way over the fielder’s head and trickles to the fence. Five needed.
Updated at 6.14pm BST
6.13pm BST
19.3 overs: India 172-5 Slower ball outside off stump, pulled and Dhoni turns down the single. Presumably Morgan’s fine is over rate related.
6.12pm BST
19.2 overs: India 172-5 Dhoni has struggled with the short ball so god knows why Woakes went full there. Short and it’s pulled away, fielded by Ali and Dhoni runs two. He’s happy to sacrifice Rayudu’s wicket, which he doesn’t as Buttler fumbled the run out. Brilliant from Dhoni.
Eoin Morgan has been fined 50% of his match fee...
— Andy Wilson (@andywiz) September 7, 2014
6.09pm BST
19.1 overs: India 170-5 Woakes to bowl then and Dhoni lofts him over square leg for six!
6.08pm BST
19th over: India 164-5 (Dhoni 14, Rayudu 3) Gurney to bowl, which means that Woakes will have to bowl the final over. 26 needed off 12 and Rayudu gets a big thick inside edge trying to slog, that goes down to fine leg for two. Gurney gets a slower ball all wrong and it’s a big wide that Buttler does well to stop. A single follows and then a full toss follows and is smote low over mid-wicket for four. 18 from 9 needed, then a single slammed out to extra cover. A yard either side and that was four. Oh and now Rayudu goes across, misses out with the scoop and although it’s gone past leg stump there’s no wide as that was in line with where he was stood. Dot to finish and we’ll go ball-by-ball. 17 needed from the last over.
6.03pm BST
18th over: India 155-5 (Dhoni 9, Rayudu 0) Rayudu is the new batsman and he can slog ‘em. Dhoni is on strike though and has been hit by Finn again. The captain’s getting a right peppering here. A wild swing by Rayudu can’t get the ball away and it’s just nine from the over. Finn finishes with 1-28 and has bowled very well.
6.01pm BST
Wicket! Jadeja run out 7
Another change of ends and another one-over spell for Finn. Ooh and then a full one, across Jadeja is lofted over Gurney at gully and away for four runs to wide third man. Enough of the full stuff, I reckon, so he drops short and hits Dhoni on the shoulder with a slower bouncer as the captain looks to hook. Oh and now Jadeja has been run out by a yard! He turned for a second that was never on and Finn had plenty of time to whip the bails off.
5.56pm BST
17th over: India 146-4 (Dhoni 8, Jadeja 1) That was the perfect yorker length, the one that India’s seamers were searching for to Jordan and Bopara but kept missing and turning into full tosses. Jadeja is the new man and he gets a single from the final ball. Five runs and one wicket in that over; no boundaries in the last three for India either.
5.53pm BST
Wicket! Raina b Gurney 25
England took 67 runs from their last four overs. India need 40. Tense stuff if you’re watching so think how Harry Gurney must feel: he’s going to bowl at least one, probably two of them. First Raina and then Dhoni look to clump him into the on-side but neither can connect with it cleanly and it’s just a pair of singles from the first two balls. Down the track comes Raina but Gurney follows him well, tucks him up and there’s just a single. Outstanding bowling this from Gurney and the crowd are suddenly very quiet. Oh and now he’s sent down the perfect yorker to bowl Raina!
5.48pm BST
16th over: India 141-3 (Dhoni 6, Raina 23) We’ve slated England’s seamers for being over reliant on short stuff before, but that was an excellent over from Finn, entirely in his own half of the pitch. Dhoni here dances down the track and hits it with such intent that he seems to want to end Tredwell’s career in one hit. He scuffs it though and they only get one. Finn nearly has Dhoni here though as a great throw bounces just over the stumps with Dhoni caught short looking to scamper. The captain makes it home, just about. Really good bowling this from Tredwell, just five runs from the first five balls, and indeed just a single off the last. England are back in this.
5.44pm BST
15th over: India 135-3 (Dhoni 3, Raina 20) With 50 needed to win, MS Dhoni – who has never scored a T20 50, proving that he’s rubbish at limited overs run chases – comes to the middle. Raina picks up a pair of singles punctuated by the wicket (the batsmen crossed) before Dhoni works a couple to square leg. Much better stuff from Finn.
Also a mea culpa:
@DanLucas86 that tweet from Jack Shantry re Moeen was sarcasm. (no Warks fan has an issue with Moeen)
— Elizabeth (@legsidelizzy) September 7, 2014
I refuse to believe anyone has ever missed sarcasm on Twitter.
5.41pm BST
Wicket! Kohli c Hales b Finn 66
I have just realised that Kohli now only needs 28 more runs to reach 1,000 in T20 internationals. Finn returns and drops short to Raina, who was expecting it but can’t middle it. Oh and now Kohli goes! He comes forward to the short ball and swipes it up in the air, Hales coming in from the boundary to take the catch. 66 off 41 balls for Kohli.
5.38pm BST
14th over: India 130-2 (Kohli 66, Raina 18) Ali is back on. Kohli gives him the charge and, with mid-wicket still vacant, thumps entirely with the bottom hand through that region for four. Ooh but he’s got away with one here, top edging just wide of leg gully for a single. Four for Raina now driven over extra cover, plus three more singles and India need just 51 from the last six. 41 from 24 balls this partnership is worth.
5.34pm BST
13th over: India 118-2 (Kohli 60, Raina 12) Woakes again and Kohli takes a single from the first ball. Raina takes one of his own before Kohli nudges into the on-side for two to reach his first 50 of the summer, his 9th in this format, from 34 balls. He’s a lucky man though as a thin inside edge off a slower ball goes past the stumps and down to the long leg boundary. Four more next up, guided through point and then a big wide down the leg side. Woakes isn’t happy that was called as Kohli was dancing around, but that wouldn’t have hit a fourth set of stumps. A single and it’s 14 from the over.
“As this is the last international of the summer, what will OBO writers be doing to avoid withdrawal symptoms?” asks John Starbuck. “Mugging up on other sports for the continuous treadmill of news? Or just crashing out? I’ve noticed a lot more people seem to be taking holidays in September-October, so maybe you’ll all be going off-grid for a while and planning your books.” We’ll all be hibernating in Rob Smyth’s basement.
5.29pm BST
12th over: India 104-2 (Kohli 48, Raina 11) After that over the required rate nudged back up to 10, a shift that Raina looks to rectify by stepping down the track and launching six over mid-wicket with a beautiful, clean strike. Four singles added to that and whaddya know? Ten they get from the over. The required rate at the start of the innings was 9; India have their runs at 8.66.
5.26pm BST
11th over: India 94-2 (Kohli 46, Raina 3) One big-hitting left hander goes, in comes another; Suresh Raina is, as we saw at Trent Bridge, a very very dangerous batsman and he gets off the mark straight away. Finn then does very well to get around to a ball hooked towards fine leg aerially and prevent the boundary. Much better over that from Woakes.
Andy Wilson reports that Ravi Bopara is also being booed, so it’s not entirely an India-Pakistan thing. I’m tempted to say we should put the whole ugly issue to bed now, but it’s not on, it goes beyond b***** and really is a nasty side of the game. I saw some of it from the Barmy Army when I was at Old Trafford and it feels like cricket does tend to ignore the issue of abuse a bit.
5.21pm BST
Wicket! Dhawan b Woakes 33
Finally! Dhawan goes as he looks to launch a straight one out the ground. He misses, Woakes hits leg stump. That partnership seriously needed breaking and broken it is, Dhawan going for 33 from 28.
5.19pm BST
10th over: India 89-1 (Kohli 45, Dhawan 33) Down the track to Tredwell comes Kohli and he lofts a lovely drive over extra cover for four, to move on to his highest score of the summer. India know exactly what they’re doing here, getting the boundary early in each over and then working the singles. Although there should have been another wicket here as Tredwell loses his grip and sends down a waist-high full toss, but Dhawan only picks out the man at deep mid-on.
Incidentally the booing of Moeen has sadly not abated.
Cheer who you like. If you have to boo, boo. But booing someone as their folks are from somewhere different than yours is a shit weasel move
— Peter Miller (@TheCricketGeek) September 7, 2014
5.16pm BST
9th over: India 81-1 (Kohli 39, Dhawan 31) Moeen Ali from the other end and England’s spinners are racing through their overs. Kohli goes down on one knee and releases whatever pressure Tredwell had built with a big slog-sweep over mid-on for six. England don’t have a mid-wicket fielder for the right-hander against an off-spinner, Sourav Ganguly notes. A single ends the over and that’s ten from it.
5.13pm BST
8th over: India 71-1 (Kohli 31, Dhawan 29) England need a wicket soon and James Tredwell is the latest man to be turned to. Just four singles from it and, while there’s no wicket, that’ll be a huge relief for England.
“People booing Moeen are assholes but when people booed Jadeja that was just banter? Would love to know how you’ve worked this out,” writes Henry Hempstead, who has clearly never read anything I’ve ever written. For one, he thinks that the booing is for the same kind of reason and secondly he think I’m the kind of person who uses the word banter. Or has ever echoed that sentiment ever.
@legsidelizzy Its an India-Pakistan thing @DanLucas86 @Marriotti67
— Abhi (@karash3) September 7, 2014
5.09pm BST
7th over: India 67-1 (Kohli 28, Dhawan 28) So India win the powerplay, but “at this stage” comparisons are as unhelpful at this stage as ever. Kohli dabs the new bowler Bopara down to third man for four then nudges into a gap for an excellently run two. Kohli then takes a single before Bopara drops short and gets swung away for four more by Dhawan. Round the wicket then and that’s a dreadful leg-side wide. This is awful bowling as it’s a packed off-side field and fine leg is up. One more to deep mid-wicket makes 14 off that over.
5.05pm BST
6th over: India 53-1 (Kohli 21, Dhawan 23) Finn comes back into the attack from the other end. A lovely swivel-pull from Dhawan as Finn drops short, coming over the wicket to the left hander and bowling straight, bringing four runs as the ball races past fine leg, who is up. A pair of singles and a leg-bye, then a big hoick over square leg for six more by Dhawan brings up the 50. Too much short, straight stuff from England for the field they have set.
5.00pm BST
5th over: India 40-1 (Kohli 19, Dhawan 12) Gurney has the honour of a second over bestowed upon him. Kohli likes the look of Gurney and is clumping him around the ground but can only find fielders. One of them is Moeen Ali, who is booed again. I’m told his was booed by the Indian fans at Trent Bridge too, which is really not on and makes those doing it arseholes. Dhawan has more success against Gurney and launches one off his pads, over square leg for six. The final ball is driven through backward point for two more.
4.56pm BST
4th over: India 30-1 (Kohli 18, Dhawan 3) Eoin Morgan likes his one-over bowling spells doesn’t he? Chris Woakes, a man who gives us all hope of playing international cricket, is on. He strays on to Kohli’s pads and gets clipped square and low for four over square leg, the ball bouncing just in front of the rope. It’s consecutive boundaries as Woakes drops shorter but remains leg-side and gets shovelled around the corner and over the top for four more by the right-hander. Kohli steps away, gives himself room and makes it three fours on the spin, creaming a full one through extra cover. The batsman misses out on a big pull and gets a slower one into his mid-riff though. Twelve off the over.
4.51pm BST
3rd over: India 18-1 (Kohli 6, Dhawan 3) Change of bowling as Adam Lallana lookalike Harry Gurney comes into the attack. There’s no fielder out at deep mid-on, which feels like an oversight in the powerplay overs of a T20 to me, and Kohli clumps it out there for four runs. He looks to do the same next ball but doesn’t middle it and the ball dribbles back to the bowler.
4.47pm BST
2nd over: India 12-1 (Kohli 1, Dhawan 2) A huge roar from the crowd as the man seen as the face of Indian cricket, Virat Kohli, comes to the crease. He’s had a shocker of a tour so far. He gets away from the strike with a nurdled single. Ali drags one short and wide to Dhawan, but he can only pick out the fielder. A quick single and that’s the over.
4.45pm BST
Wicket! Rahane b Ali 8
Spin from the other end in the form of Moeen Ali, bowling ahead of Tredwell as he did in the last ODI. He begins with a wide, bowled round the wicket and down the leg side. Straighter next and a slog sweep from Rahane flies flat, a long way over backward square leg for six. He tries to repeat the shot next time, stepping across his stumps and gets bowled behind his legs by a quicker one!
4.42pm BST
1st over: India 3-0 (Rahane 2, Dhawan 1) Steve Finn is the man with the new ball. Rahane guides his first ball down to third man for a single. There’s a chance of a run out as Dhawan looks to be struggling to make the non-striker’s end after punching one down the ground but the throw doesn’t hit. Another single to third man then Finn gets away with a wide, floaty half volley that Dhawan can’t get more than a thick inside edge on. Just the three singles from a very good over from Finn.
4.36pm BST
Here come the Indians. This would be their highest ever successful T20 chase outside of India. 176 is the record, I believe.
4.32pm BST
While we’re on stats, thanks to Andy Wilson who notes that Morgan’s seven sixes equals the record for an England player in an international T20, set by Ravi Bopara in Hobart at the start of the year.
4.31pm BST
You can never really write India off, I suppose, but no one really thought this was a 180 pitch before the start of play. It was dry and dusty this morning and it’s the same pitch the women played on earlier, so scoring shouldn’t have been that easy. India’s problem was that their seamers didn’t use it: in the last five overs there were far too many full tosses and as such 81 runs were plundered from them.
4.29pm BST
The 4 catches by Ajinkya Rahane equals the most catches taken by a fielder in a T20I match. Four other fielders have also done it #EngvInd
— Mohandas Menon (@mohanstatsman) September 7, 2014
4.21pm BST
Right that looks like a match-winning total to me. India’s bowling went to pieces in the last five overs and it was only Karn Sharma who went for under 8.75 an over. Morgan and Bopara were quite brilliant out there.
4.20pm BST
20th over: England 180-7 (Bopara 21)
The batsmen crossed so Bopara is on the strike. He times a lovely shot from the low full toss over mid-on to bring up 170, the ball bouncing just inside the rope, then slashes through extra cover for four more. Full toss on the pads and it’s flicked over square leg for another six! India’s bowling has gone down the pan here. One ball left. Bopara misses, England look to run one to the keeper and Dhoni runs Woakes out.
4.16pm BST
Wicket! Morgan c Rahane b Shami 71
This is apparently the most sixes England have ever hit in a T20. Shami starts with a good full ball to Bopara, keeping them to a single. That’s probably not great for India actually, as it brings Eoin Morgan on strike. Full toss and it’s slapped down the throat of long-off! Bah! That was a good catch, the ball was flying at pace, and Morgan goes for 71 from just 31 balls. Brilliant innings from the captain.
4.14pm BST
19th over: England 165-5 (Bopara 6, Morgan 71) My apologies, Shami bowled that last over. If you refresh the page it’ll correct now. Mohit is bowling this one and Bopara shuffles across and scoops a straight ball around the corner for four. A single brings Morgan, 55 off 27, on to strike. Make that 59 off 28 as he backs away and slaps a cut through cover point for four more. 170 should be the target from here for England and Morgan top edges a massive miles up in the air... and it comes down over the straight boundary! Six more! Round the wicket, slower ball... and it’s launched over cow corner and into the crowd! What an innings this is! 66 off the last four overs.
4.08pm BST
18th over: England 144-5 (Bopara 1, Morgan 55) The batsmen crossed while that was in the air, depriving England’s Saviour Ravi Bopara (TM) of the strike. Still, the batsmen exchange singles so he won’t mind that too much. Nor will he mind this lovely straight drive from the man at the other end, Eoin Morgan, which flies down the ground for a flat six. This may only be a pointless slog – Bumble just described this as a Champions League warm-up, which is depressing – but he’s looking much better in this format and moves to 50 with a drive to mid-on. Shami offers width and it’s flicked hard over extra cover for a one-bounce four by Morgan.
4.05pm BST
Wicket! Buttler c Rayudu b Shami 10
Shami returns and sends down a useless full toss, which Buttler slaps down the throat of the man at deep mid-wicket. 10 from 15 balls not ideal from the man who can’t spell either of his names properly.
Updated at 4.09pm BST
4.03pm BST
17th over: England 130-4 (Buttler 10, Morgan 42) Karn to bowl his final over. Buttler gives him the charge but can’t middle it, unlike Morgan who pulls over mid-wicket for six more. This is much more like the Morgan we know and love as that takes him to 33 from 20 balls and the partnership to a more respectable 35 from 28. The batsmen exchange singles then Morgan, who, unlike Buttler, has played predominantly off the back foot, gets two to mid on. And then he rocks back and hits six more over mid-wicket!
4.00pm BST
16th over: England 113-4 (Buttler 8, Morgan 27) Holy moly! A misfield off the first ball means four runs straight down the ground and then a proper agricultural slog over mid-on goes for six. Before this over, the partnership was worth a horrible 21 from 35 balls. Four singles and that’s more like it from England.
More on the booing of Moeen Ali earlier.
Shame Mo got roundly booed at Edgbaston. Some Warwickshire fans obviously still annoyed about his move to Worcester.
— Jack Shantry (@JackShantry) September 7, 2014
3.57pm BST
15th over: England 99-4 (Buttler 6, Morgan 15) Ah here is Karn Sharma. Two overs, 1-8 so far. The problem for England is that they need these two to be at the crease at the death, so they can’t take many risks now, hence there just being two sixes and one four since the powerplay. One dot dot one dot one goes another excellent over. Morgan got himself in a horrible mess hacking at the fifth ball and getting nowhere near it.
3.54pm BST
14th over: England 96-4 (Buttler 5, Morgan 13) I like the look of Karn, he’s a clever bowler. He’s been hooked though, Jadeja coming back. Shout for LBW against Morgan with the left-armer coming over the wicket but it was sliding down leg. A two, then a one for Morgan and that’s lovely from Ravi Jadeja.
3.51pm BST
13th over: England 93-4 (Buttler 5, Morgan 10) Two fielders are out on the reverse sweep for Morgan! Ridiculous. Singles off each of the first three balls of Ashwin’s over, then a dot, before Buttler top-edges a reverse sweep narrowly over backward point. There’s some comical sliding and fumbling by Rayudu on the boundary and they run two, before we check a run-out appeal. Buttler’s home comfortably enough and they get two more.
3.48pm BST
12th over: England 86-4 (Buttler 0, Morgan 8) What do you know? A set middle-order batsman gets out for England in an ODI. Buttler comes in, probably three or four overs earlier than you’d like. Morgan drives a crisp single, then an appeal for a stumping as a top-spinner fizzes past Buttler’s outside edge. There was a question over whether or not he’d overbalanced but the umpires decide not to check.
3.46pm BST
Wicket! Root c Rayudu b Karn 26
Karn foxes Morgan with the googly and the batsmen scamper for a leg bye. Oh but then Root gets a top edge on his slog sweep and Rayudu, charging in from the boundary, takes an excellent catch.
3.44pm BST
11th over: England 84-3 (Root 26, Morgan 7) Now, here’s a man who could really, really use some runs. Cap’n Morgan looked woefully out of touch in the ODI series, getting tangled up and falling into traps far too easily. This is more like it though as he gets off the mark with a slog sweep over mid-wicket for six. Dhoni puts three men out on the sweep and Morgan can only get a single as he looks to repeat the shot next ball. ‘Tubthumping’ comes on the PA and is still playing when Sky get back from an advert break.
3.41pm BST
10th over: England 76-3 (Root 25, Morgan 0) “Safe, safe, safe,” was the call from Hales and in fairness it took remarkable judgement from Rahane. The end of a good innings from Hales but England will want these two to hang around a while.
3.39pm BST
Wicket! Hales c Rahane b Jadeja 40
Width from Jadeja but India’s outfielding is excellent and they can’t get the boundary. A pair of twos are followed by a single, well stopped by Jayudu, but then a huge slog sweep over mid-wicket by Hales brings his third six of the match. That was a lovely clean hit, oh but then he tries to goes straight down the ground, skies it and Rahane runs around and takes a marvellous catch on the dive!
3.37pm BST
9th over: England 64-2 (Root 19, Hales 34) Ashwin now for his second over. Hales advances down the track and whacks him over the top to cow corner, but there’s a man out there. The fielder fumbles but England only take the single. Indeed five singles are all they do take off the over.
3.34pm BST
8th over: England 59-2 (Root 16, Hales 32) Jadeja’s introduction means it’s spin from both ends. Root is looking to advance down the track to him and gets two then one from the first three balls. A single to Hales and then Root, for the second time this over, is denied a run by some good backward point fielding. Oh and then Jadeja is called for overstepping. England can’t get the free hit away though and it’s just six from the over.
3.31pm BST
7th over: England 53-2 (Root 12, Hales 31) We’re going to get out first look at Karn Sharma now. He’s bowling right-arm over and has a very fast, whippy action. His arm comes over very, very quickly and England can only nudge a single from each of his first three deliveries. The fourth is a dot but Hales cuts the fifth behind point for four. Just seven from the over.
3.28pm BST
6th over: England 46-2 (Root 10, Hales 26) Mohit again and a wide slower ball is chopped backward of point for four by Hales. Given that the one over of spin so far got tonked, could Dhoni regret using up his seamers this early in the innings? Hales steps back and looks to launch it over mid-off, but doesn’t quite connect cleanly and the ball plugs into the outfield. The batsmen jog a couple and then Mohit narrowly misses Hales’s glove with a short one. Couple more singles and that’s the powerplay done.n You feel England will be disappointed with it after that first over.
“Yes Dan, I’m here,” writes John Starbuck reassuringly. “I would have been in touch earlier but I had to deal with a phishing email purporting to be from BT. In case anyone else reading is susceptible, the giveaway is that they included an attachment (asking for personal details, naturally), which BT don’t. You have been warned.
In other news, after that beginning, it only gets better for James Taylor doesn’t it? He must be preparing for a vice-captaincy on the Sri Lanka tour and full captain in Australia, having made a pretty good fist of it for Notts this season. OK, they haven’t won either of the short forms but they got closer than most, which argues for consistency.”
3.23pm BST
5th over: England 38-2 (Root 9, Hales 19) Hm, when I said 155 was a ludicrously low prediction, I may have made a fool of myself. Hales nudges a single down to mid-on. Shami then strays on to the pads and Root clips it square through the leg side to the boundary. That prompts a blast of ‘Call Me Maybe’ from the PA, meaning I’ll be singing it all afternoon. That should be it for Root as he top edges a hoick into the leg-side, but there’s a mix-up between the two fielders and he’s very badly dropped. A single from the final ball makes seven from the over.
3.19pm BST
4th over: England 31-2 (Root 4, Hales 17) 17 off the first over then but since then seam has very much blunted England’s batting. It was a really poor shot from Ali, pushing limply with his hands well away from his body. Root gets off the mark with a lovely clip off the pads through mid-wicket for four, stepping nicely across to give himself room to play the shot on the on-side. Mohit then beats him with one that shapes away ever so slightly, and then beats him again with a slower ball. Four runs and a wicket from an excellent over.
3.15pm BST
Wicket! Ali c Rahane b Mohit 0
Mohit continues and gets one to stick in the pitch a bit. Ali plays a wafty drive and it loops up to Rahane at extra cover. That pleases the predominantly Indian crowd, who for some reason booed Ali as he came to the crease.
3.13pm BST
3rd over: England 27-1 (Ali 0, Hales 17) That’s a real shame, Roy is such a wonderful player to watch. Still, speaking of wonderful players to watch, local boy Moeen Ali is in. He survives his final ball and that’s an excellent over from India.
3.12pm BST
Wicket! Roy c Rahane b Shami 8
Change of bowling as Shami comes on. Sky have put WASP at a ludicrous 155. Ha! Roy looks to launch him out the ground but doesn’t connect properly and it only trickles away for one. Another single to Hales but then Roy drives straight to the man at extra cover. Hope you enjoyed watching him bat in international cricket this year.
3.07pm BST
2nd over: England 24-0 (Roy 7, Hales 16) Mohit Sharma is the man to bowl from the other end, after the lack of success had with spin in the first over. First ball brings a shout for LBW but Roy is well outside the line of off-stump. Doubt it would have hit either. There’s a risk next up as the batsmen dash through for a leg bye and Hales is lucky that Mohit’s throw misses the stumps. Good stuff this from the bowler, with just that leg bye coming from the first four balls. Hales looks to clump the fifth square but it’s fielded by the man at leg gully. The last ball though is in the slot and slogged straight back over the bowler’s head for a big high six.
3.02pm BST
1st over: England 17-0 (Roy 7, Hales 10) Dhoni has five spin options in the team today. England have three, one of whom is Joe Root. Roy will face first and reverse sweeps his second ball through backward point for four. He punches the next ball through cover point but a mix-up means they only get two runs when three were probably on, but then again these two won’t have batted together much at all. A single through square leg then Hales cuts through cover point again for four. Round the wicket comes Ashwin and Hales slog sweeps him over square leg for six!
2.59pm BST
Here we go then. Edgbaston is baked and packed. Ashwin to open the bowling on a dusty pitch.
2.57pm BST
No Taylor today isn't a surprise. Called it as soon as @ECB_cricket said he could play for @TrentBridge if the semi went to the reserve day.
— Jos Roberts (@RobertsJos) September 7, 2014
We were just saying the exact same thing. Given he was allowed to play while Hales and Gurney weren’t, I imagine he was only ever in this squad as injury cover. Still, I reckon the 50-over game is his forte.
2.56pm BST
“I saw Karn Sharma in the 50 over game v Middlesex, he was ace,” writes our own Andy Wilson. “Little bloke, all whirly arms. He’s played lots of IPL obviously but that just exposes my ignorance.” Indeed, Andy. How could you not recognise the twirly Indian spinner who bowls in the IPL. It’s not like the tournament is packed with them or anything.
Karn’s T20 record is indeed excellent. 21.60 average at 122.96 with the bat and he’ll be as low as nine today. From 60 matches he has 44 wickets at 23.88, with an economy of 7.1 and a strike rate of 20.1. If he was English, he’d be batting two places higher.
2.51pm BST
Stat! Albeit not the most interesting we’ve ever posted.
India need to beat England today to retain the #1 position in the ICC #T20I ranking If they lose Sri Lanka will be #1 & India #2 #EngvInd
— Mohandas Menon (@mohanstatsman) September 7, 2014
Is anyone out there? Starbuck, McMahon, Hazelhurst, Copestake... even Naylor. You’ve all forsaken me.
2.43pm BST
England
AD Hales, JJ Roy, MM Ali, JE Root, EJG Morgan*, JC Buttler†, RS Bopara, CR Woakes, JC Tredwell, ST Finn, HF Gurney
India
S Dhawan, AM Rahane, V Kohli, AT Rayudu, SK Raina, MS Dhoni*†, RA Jadeja, R Ashwin, KV Sharma, MM Sharma,Mohammed Shami
2.35pm BST
The toss then. Eoin Morgan wins it and will have a bat on a wicket that looks “very used”. James Taylor is left out because of course he is, as is Chris Jordan. “Is difficult to find a balance between picking James Taylor and picking a side to win the the game?” asks Nick Knight. Ouch.
MS Dhoni would have batted first, an obvious decision on this wicket. Kumar and Yadav are out of the side, Karn and Mohit Sharma in.
2.26pm BST
The early news is that Eoin Morgan has handed Jason Roy his cap, confirming that the Surrey man will open the batting today. We’re also going to be introduced to our fourth Sharma of the series: Karn Sharma will make his international debut. He’s a lower-order all-rounder, by the looks of things, who, according to Cricinfo, is a wrist spinner who bowls the googly as his stock ball.
2.16pm BST
Earlier today England’s women won their T20 international against South Africa by eight runs. Lauren Winfield, who scored 74 from 60 balls, was the star as England racked up a paltry 126-6 from their 20 overs, but 2-18 from Jenny Gunn and some economical, if wicketless, bowling from Danielle Hazell saw England home.
2.00pm BST
Preamble
Afternoon folks. Big, meaty, enduring: India’s 2014 trip to England has been the the Terminator of tours. Their first match was on June 26th at Leicester and now, 73 days later, the T-101 hauls its [SPOILER] severed exoskeleton* through the generic pneumatic* crushing machine towards its inevitable expiry.
73 days ago not every Hollywood celebrity you ever loved was dead and England were at a nadir in Test cricket. They eventually stuttered into life, helped by some appalling cricket from the Indians and came away with a 3-1 victory, but only after being humiliated on a green top at Lord’s. 73 days ago world news was marginally less depressing and hellish and England were terrible at 50-over cricket. They eventually stuttered into life with a resounding win at Headingley on Friday, but only after being pummelled and thrashed out of contention in the five-match series. 73 days ago, England’s record in their last five T20s read LWLLL in stark contrast to India’s WWWWL.
The difference is that this is the only T20 in the series and as such there’s no time for England to come from behind in the format. Opening with a stuffing here means there’s no second chance, what with England’s next T20 falling on June 23rd, so the players know that this is their best chance to nail down a spot for that all-important Only T20 International Against New Zealand At Manchester In Nine Months’ Time.
Oh who am I kidding? Play begins at 3pm. This is just for a laugh, isn’t it? England are likely to look remarkably similar to the side that won the final ODI on Friday. Jason Roy will probably come in as Cook’s replacement at the top of the order, which will excite anyone who’s seen him bat for Surrey this year (677 T20 runs at a shade under 50, with a strike rate of 157) and his partnership with Hales has the potential to recreate the success of Lumb and Kieswetter in England’s World T20 win in the West Indies. Moeen Ali should continue at three while Eoin Morgan’s awful form has been rewarded with the captaincy in the ongoing absence of Stuart Broad. Ravi Bopara, so pointlessly discarded from one-day cricket, returns for the lesser form of the game and should slot in at seven, while Jimmy Anderson’s place is likely to go to either Jordan or Gurney. Probably the latter. James Taylor, the form player in List A cricket this year, is in the squad but the selectors don’t appear to like him for whatever reason, given how many years they’ve been ignoring his form and obvious talent. Looks like he don’t got a friend after all.